With Apologies to Dr. Seuss

I am Kevin

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
boobies and gam

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
boobies and gam.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
boobies and gam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like boobies and gam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you touch them
in a box?
Would you touch them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not touch them here or there.
I would not touch them anywhere.
I would not touch boobies and gam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Touch them! Touch them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let my homo be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like boobies and gam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not touch them with a mouse
I will not touch them in a house.
I will not touch them here or there.
I will not touch them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not touch them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
boobies and gam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not touch them in the rain.
I will not touch them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not touch them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
boobies
and gam!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try not them.
You will see.

Say!
I do not like boobies and gam!
I do not! I do not like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would not touch them in a boat!
And I would not touch them with a goat...
And I will not touch them in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
They are so scary so scary you see!

So I will not touch them in a box.
And I will not touch them with a fox.
And I will not touch them in a house.
And I will touch not them with a mouse.
And I will not touch them here and there.
Say! I will not touch them ANYWHERE!

I do so not like
boobies and gam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am